Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
