smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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