Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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