She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize