no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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