Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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