better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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