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An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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