Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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