My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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