At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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