Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Blood and glitter go together right?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize