You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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