i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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