i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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