yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I am in a vortex of obligation.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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