Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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