I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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