i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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