she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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