i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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