Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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