it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
