nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
