Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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