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sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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