bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I can't turn off my feet"
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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