Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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