Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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