Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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