no, he came in my armpit
she looked like the before picture.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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