How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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