It's Friday. Sex?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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