everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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