I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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