I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
40s are totally the cure
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
