I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
third nipple confirmed
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize