Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
