Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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