i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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