Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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