Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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