Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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