Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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