I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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