Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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