I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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