Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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