There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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