Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Let's paint friendship bongs
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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