No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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