I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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