So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
