He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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