I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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