I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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