The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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