Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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