I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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